Oink oink! Come on, don't listen to them, just one cupcake won't hurt you! Just half? Just one piggie? Mmmmmmm pork!
Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.
Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!
Swine is divine!
Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.