Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
I don't know what Monster Hunter is all about, but if it involves tiny adorable piggies with wings, sign me up!
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
It's a piggie in a piggie in a piggie in a piggie...
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!