It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
It's a piggie in a piggie in a piggie in a piggie...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hell NO! It's pigasus the flying pig!
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
I don't know what Monster Hunter is all about, but if it involves tiny adorable piggies with wings, sign me up!
Oink Oink! I know there's fruit hidden in there somewhere, and fruit is pretty good for you right? I think it's a good plan to hide it in a bright candy coating and tell the kiddos that it's nothing more than a sugary treat.
Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.