You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
Every day of the week deserves its own color.