Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.
I need a little friend around to keep my phone free of face smudges. My shirt just isn't cutting it anymore.