I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
I need a little friend around to keep my phone free of face smudges. My shirt just isn't cutting it anymore.