You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Who knew there were so many ways to dress a penguin?!
Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?
This dapper gent knows his tea. Just set his timer and when the time is up, he'll lift your tea leaves out of the water for you. Genius in a bow tie!
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.