Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!
Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
This dapper gent knows his tea. Just set his timer and when the time is up, he'll lift your tea leaves out of the water for you. Genius in a bow tie!
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