You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.
Who knew there were so many ways to dress a penguin?!
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.