I was just here, holding onto your stuff the whole time.
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
Penguin waffles were getting uncomfortably warm. Cool them down with some ice cream!
This little guy dances to your music and mouths the words. Lip-synch champion!
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.