Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Penguin waffles were getting uncomfortably warm. Cool them down with some ice cream!
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
This little guy dances to your music and mouths the words. Lip-synch champion!
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!