Amigurumi doesn't always have to be for snuggling, it can also be for wearing!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
PDAs are totally appropriate when you have eight arms. Snuggle away!
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.
This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.