The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
My bathroom has been missing this for years and I never even knew it.
Four snacks, eight hands, and only one mouth, it's a real dilemma.
You squeeze too hard!