Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
I'd love to wrap my tentacles around this little guy.
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
You squeeze too hard!