Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.
Or wear your DS on your neck, you know, whatever works!
Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
Why would you want to keep your DS in the mouth of a puppet? Well I guess if you have to ask you'll never know.
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?