Why would you want to keep your DS in the mouth of a puppet? Well I guess if you have to ask you'll never know.
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
This year, let's get creative with our lunches! Wouldn't a fancy bento lift your spirits in the afternoon? Let's resolve to cut a shape out of a vegetable or a piece of cheese or meat just once a week this year.
Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.