A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
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Handlebars deserve handlebars.
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As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
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