It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!