This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?