No More Bristly Kisses!

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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

Mustache Pacifier

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It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!

Waiter, There's a Mustache in My Drink

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At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.

Like a Sir Under the Sea

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Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?

Hello Kitty Incognito

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Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!

Kawaii Cotton Candy

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Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!

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