Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)