Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!