Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)