Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!