Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!