As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
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