Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Available at: Kidrobot http://www.kidrobot.com/Toys/PlushToys/stacheLabbitPlush24Inch.html ($150) Via: Super Cute Kawaii http://www.supercutekawaii.com/2010/10/kidrobot/
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)
Handlebars deserve handlebars.