Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.