Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
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It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.