Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
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At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?