It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.