Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!