Waiter, There's a Mustache in My Drink

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drink,ice,ice cubes,mold,mustache
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At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.

Like a Sir Under the Sea

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gent,monocle,mustache,narwhal,Plush,sir
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Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?

Dapper Fridge

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giant,magnet,mustache,statement
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A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.

It's Nannerpus!

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banana,figurine,mustache,nannerpuss,one eye,Plush
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Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)

No More Bristly Kisses!

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mustache,Plush,yarn,fake,cute
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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

Pizza Pie Guy

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Amigurumi,chef,man,mustache,pizza,smile
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This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!

Mustache Soaps

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hand soap,mustache,novelty,soap
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Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.