As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
Can I get some extra fireballs on earrings? Thanks.
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!