I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.
Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?