Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.
This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.