Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!