I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.

As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.

I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?

Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.

You know you've always wanted to make out with Yoshi. Admit it!

I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!

Can I get some extra fireballs on earrings? Thanks.