Even though they were even before my time, I harbor deep longings for a vintage silver tree with a rotating colored light. Swoon.

It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.

Historically accurate skies are where it's at.

On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.

They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.