Even though they were even before my time, I harbor deep longings for a vintage silver tree with a rotating colored light. Swoon.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.