If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Just touch the bottom and the light turns on or off and makes the coin sound! genius!
Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.