They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Historically accurate skies are where it's at.
If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!