I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
Are there a couple of little Alice-like feet sticking out of that striped blue cup? Oh whimsy, you've done it again.