It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!