Jerry, comfort me! I'm allergic to real cats!

I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...

This kitty watch better meow every hour on the hour or I'm sending it back!

It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!

My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.

Heed the wisdom of the guru kitty!