My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.
It's an owl, it's a kitty, it's both! And it wants to accessorize all your outfits! Fine by me, accessorize away, owlkitty!
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!
Heed the wisdom of the guru kitty!
As distressing as it may be to have a sunken kitty in your drink, those toe beans sure are sweet!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
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