The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!
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I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
I don't know what sort of evil trickery was used to make these cups but I want that kind of magic in my life.
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.