Remember when you could just feed a robot some money and have a conversation? How quaint!
Youtube tastes like shame, twitter tastes like desperation, google plus just gets forgotten on the plate.
There are few things better than a white cat with mismatched eyes. My iPhone agrees!
Checking my phone all day is making me so hungry!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
My iPod gets chilly, if anyone knows how to stay warm it's a polar bear.