Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Who says your gadgets can't also dress up for Halloween?
Now your real cat can chew on a fake cat instead of your phone. Outlook improving.
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?
Remember when you could just feed a robot some money and have a conversation? How quaint!
If my phone had this ultra-realistic sushi on it, I'd be constantly hungry. Sam's Sushi down the street would get a lot more business, I can assure you.
I can't live without my iPhone. It must be within reach at all times or I panic. This might help soothe me a little.