It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Someday we'll be able to plug our iPods right into our fancy metallic skulls for real. Until now this will have to do.
Now your real cat can chew on a fake cat instead of your phone. Outlook improving.
Since I always have a book next to my bed, this wouldn't be the least bit out of place!