It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?
Never give up your old-school mixtapes!
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Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.
Every day of the week deserves its own color.
My phone has now become a bear-printed, chocolate-themed chew toy.