Everyone knows just how sweet you really are!
Look how proud these dudes are of their silly hats. It's like they all planned to get together before the party to get ready and they found these awesome hats at the party supply store and they just know how awesome they look. I approve, hat brigade!
I was always that jerk kid who dug out the whole strawberry stripe of the Neapolitan ice cream in the leaky cardboard box. I kind of miss those crappy boxes that were impossible to open without ripping the lid and you could never get them closed again and would inevitably end up with a puddle of freezer-burned nasty ice cream. Those were the days. Kids these days have it so easy.