You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
One guess what we'll be wrapping our CheezHQ gift exchange goodies with this year.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Someday, everything in my kitchen will be shaped like an animal, all the while remaining incredibly useful.
I do lament that more of my writing implements don't smell like sugar cookies.