Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Someday, everything in my kitchen will be shaped like an animal, all the while remaining incredibly useful.
Seasonally appropriate and conveniently designed to hang on the edge of your cup! Win!
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.