Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
Guitar ornaments from Stupid.com http://www.stupid.com/Guitar-Tree-Ornamentsp2783.html
I've gone to the trouble of finding the cutest ornaments for you this year. They're all just a click away!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
One guess what we'll be wrapping our CheezHQ gift exchange goodies with this year.
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.