Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.
However you may feel about Katy Perry, you can't deny the allure of a frilly dress covered with tiers of cupcakes. This Barbie is all sweetness.
It's always a good idea to have a stash of gift bags around for those little last minute hostess gifts and whatnot. These are precious and just the right size for an ornament.
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?