Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Someday, everything in my kitchen will be shaped like an animal, all the while remaining incredibly useful.
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?