Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
I'd get this set for the adorable tin alone! Bonus, geek cookies!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Someday, everything in my kitchen will be shaped like an animal, all the while remaining incredibly useful.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.