I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
I love the Deathly Hallows symbol. To people who know, it's an incredibly powerful message, to those who don't, it's still a really cool looking shape. Perfect for anyone!
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.