Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
You're looking mighty foxy today. Something about your ears...
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Anyone who brings me wine is my favorite anything really.
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