Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
I do lament that more of my writing implements don't smell like sugar cookies.
However you may feel about Katy Perry, you can't deny the allure of a frilly dress covered with tiers of cupcakes. This Barbie is all sweetness.
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.