Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Someday, everything in my kitchen will be shaped like an animal, all the while remaining incredibly useful.
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.
Do you think that by repeating the word "book" I'll believe that it's a book more fervently?
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.