Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.