You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
There's still plenty of brisk weather to contend with through the spring, take advantage of chilly winds to look like Princess Leia!
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!