You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.