Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
There's still plenty of brisk weather to contend with through the spring, take advantage of chilly winds to look like Princess Leia!
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
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