What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.