You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.
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