That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
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