Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Koala! Pikachu! Snails! Happy kids with antennas! Flowers! I just want to shout at this cute lunch about how cute it is! YOU ARE ADORABLE!
The Japanese have really cornered the market on fish-shaped cakes!
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?