You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
Koala! Pikachu! Snails! Happy kids with antennas! Flowers! I just want to shout at this cute lunch about how cute it is! YOU ARE ADORABLE!
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?
Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!