You wanna see some seriously small food and how it's made? Feast your eyes.
That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
Your fish feels like a serious explorer with mountains in his bowl.