So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?
Available at: Fabric Kitchen http://www.etsy.com/listing/58687191/cute-penguin-plush ($35 each)
Perfect for all your I-just-stuck-a-thing-on-my-head needs.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.