Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Oh nothing, just a little thing I just dug up in the yard.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.