TanSafe Secret Stash Box

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Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?

No More Bristly Kisses!

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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

Dragon Skull Statue

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Oh nothing, just a little thing I just dug up in the yard.

Robo-Fish: Because You Kill Everything

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You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?

Halloween is on its Way, Do You Have Enough Blood?

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It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.

Write Through the Urges

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When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.

No Watering!

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Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.