Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp.aspx ($40) Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp/
Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/e5da/ ($10) Via: Cubicle Bot http://cubiclebot.com/office-supplies/floppy-disk-sticky-notes/