It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
Oh nothing, just a little thing I just dug up in the yard.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.