Sadly this is only a concept, but oh how I would love to build a theme camp with no playa dust or sunscreen required.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?