When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
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I dunno, I'd rather the meringue be browned just a tad to fit into my collection of the most perfect miniature foods.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.