Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
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Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!
Gaze upon the most realistic fake cupcakes ever! That fake cherry is just BEGGING me to try and eat it!
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?