Never Feed, Never Clean

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electroic,fake,fish,friend,pet
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Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

Plastic Ice Cream Bear, I Want to Eat You!

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bear,delicious,fake,ice cream,model,plastic,toy
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I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!

Floppy Disk Sticky Notes

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accessory,fake,floppy disk,nostalgia,Office,stationary,sticky notes
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Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/e5da/ ($10) Via: Cubicle Bot http://cubiclebot.com/office-supplies/floppy-disk-sticky-notes/

Unnommable Delicacies

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cupcakes,decoration,fake,realistic
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Gaze upon the most realistic fake cupcakes ever! That fake cherry is just BEGGING me to try and eat it!

Mustard Spill Pillow

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fake,mess,mustard,Pillow,spill
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I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.

TanSafe Secret Stash Box

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bottle,box,fake,hide,stash,sunblock
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Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?

Chocolate Bar Camera

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camera,chocolate,chocolate bar,digital,fake
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This is a digital camera that looks a whole lot like a real chocolate bar. They're not available until January so there isn't a huge amount of information available. What I do know is that now you have a reason to get the little chocolate bar pouch I featured the other day!