Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
I dunno, I'd rather the meringue be browned just a tad to fit into my collection of the most perfect miniature foods.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?