It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Gaze upon the most realistic fake cupcakes ever! That fake cherry is just BEGGING me to try and eat it!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
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When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.