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By Unknown
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It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.

bread,epicute,fake,Turkey,vegetarian
By Unknown
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Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

bear,delicious,fake,ice cream,model,plastic,toy
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I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!

accessory,fake,floppy disk,nostalgia,Office,stationary,sticky notes
By Unknown
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Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/e5da/ ($10) Via: Cubicle Bot http://cubiclebot.com/office-supplies/floppy-disk-sticky-notes/

art,fake,fire,fireplace,light,pixelated
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Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.

cigarette,fake,pencil,smoke
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When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.

bath,cleaning,fake,gumdrops,soap,sweets
By Leeana ( Via: Lovelee Soaps)
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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!

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