It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
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Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!
When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.