Gaze upon the most realistic fake cupcakes ever! That fake cherry is just BEGGING me to try and eat it!
Oh nothing, just a little thing I just dug up in the yard.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!
I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.