When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp.aspx ($40) Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp/
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!