Halloween is on its Way, Do You Have Enough Blood?

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It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.

Mustard Spill Pillow

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I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.

No More Bristly Kisses!

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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

Crepes on the Wall

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Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.

Goodie Gumdrop Soap Set

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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!

Robo-Fish: Because You Kill Everything

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You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?

Plastic Ice Cream Bear, I Want to Eat You!

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I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!