Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
Sadly this is only a concept, but oh how I would love to build a theme camp with no playa dust or sunscreen required.
Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.