I'll admit it, I love "Toddlers & Tiaras." It's a terrible show that I simply cannot get enough of. These cupcakes remind me of the super crazy pink bedrooms almost every little girl on that show lives in.
Brownies are pretty exciting on their own, then you put them on a stick and everybody gets all jazzed, then you dip them in colored candy and it gets kind of swoony in here and THEN you come out with all sorts of sprinkles and I'm pretty certain we've lost several to a case of the vapors.
You guys, look at that tiny little hedgehog! LOOK AT HIM! He looks a little bewildered, a little lost. Thankfully there are plenty of mushrooms and sweet grasses for him to munch on while he goes about his day and finds his way through the sugary forest.
considering how kids never really just pick up a sandwich and eat it like normal human beings, you can make them lunches that defy the norms of sandwich making for fun. They're going to decimate the thing anyway, why not get them excited about the beauty they are about to destroy?