It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
I know most of us here are a bit too young to have experienced a proper soda fountain chocolate malt with a paper straw, but the evocative Norman Rockwell-esque image endures and fills us with nostalgia nonetheless. If only I could drink a cupcake.
You almost can't even see the actual tree here in the sea of gingerbread and lollipops and other sweet goodies. I'd love it if Christmas trees were edible. We'd be nibbling well into March and have no waste leftover to sit all sad and dry on the curb.