You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
Now here's a role for Barbie that I can get behind!
I love corn, I love baby corn, I love cute, drooly babies with only one tooth. His little husk bib is just the cherry on top!
Wonder Woman is so huggable these days! I wonder if she comes with her invisible airplane. It's hard to tell by the photo.
It's only a flesh wound!