Now here's a role for Barbie that I can get behind!
Man, birds live forever! At least when you die you don't have to will this one to a family member.
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.
I love corn, I love baby corn, I love cute, drooly babies with only one tooth. His little husk bib is just the cherry on top!
It's only a flesh wound!
The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!
Is there anything on this planet cuter than a Fennec Fox? I think not. The ear to head ratio is just ridiculous and can't be rivaled.