You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Man, birds live forever! At least when you die you don't have to will this one to a family member.
Soften up a little, ballerina. Your solo is coming up.
It's only a flesh wound!
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
Now you can have someone to keep a look out for nargles!
Now here's a role for Barbie that I can get behind!