This snooty pup only appreciates the finest of literature.
I'd almost rather hang out with a bunch of circus cookies than go to an actual circus. These elephants look content and cheery and that little performing dog is so well groomed! Let's just stick with the fantasy, shall we?
Pugs make good guard dogs. They snorfle people who try to steal your phone!
Bostons are totally derpy and adorable. Just don't give them coffee, they're crazy enough!
If you do have a corgi, you're gonna have to mount this baby almost on the floor!
Science-minded, loves dogs, needs new collar; this is the perfect gift!