Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
I'd almost rather hang out with a bunch of circus cookies than go to an actual circus. These elephants look content and cheery and that little performing dog is so well groomed! Let's just stick with the fantasy, shall we?