My dog must approve of you before you may enter.
This dog purse is hypnotizing me into buying it. Let me go find my credit card.
This snooty pup only appreciates the finest of literature.
Science-minded, loves dogs, needs new collar; this is the perfect gift!
Pugs make good guard dogs. They snorfle people who try to steal your phone!
I'd almost rather hang out with a bunch of circus cookies than go to an actual circus. These elephants look content and cheery and that little performing dog is so well groomed! Let's just stick with the fantasy, shall we?
Scotties are so adorable with their bristly little whiskers and dapper, gentleman's eyebrows. The edible versions even have proper little red coats to keep them warm and fashionable.