I have very little talent with a needle and thread, my stitches are never the right size, they aren't uniform or consistent. This is my kind of embroidery right here. I could spend hours placing sprinkles with tweezers. Bring it on.
You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!