You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!
Mr. Watermelon has sliced a piece of his face off for our enjoyment. And look how pleased of himself he is? It just wouldn't be right to deny a slice of that sweet sweet melon.