You're pretty amazing, but you don't have a niche. Become a super hero! Just, you know, one that is overall pretty awesome.
I can't tell you how many outfits I've ruined by cooking without an apron. If only I had an apron that I looked forward to wearing. This may just fit the bill!
Now you can terrorize all the neighborhood kittens!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Poor Walter, forever to suffer the indignity of no pants!