That's not going to do anyone any favors as long as it's empty.
I can't tell you how many outfits I've ruined by cooking without an apron. If only I had an apron that I looked forward to wearing. This may just fit the bill!
Available at: Little Goodall http://www.etsy.com/listing/57910243/fantastic-little-fox-coat ($150)
Perfect for all your I-just-stuck-a-thing-on-my-head needs.
Now you can terrorize all the neighborhood kittens!
Anybody else got a sock monkey in a costume? Let's get a little gallery going!