Now you can terrorize all the neighborhood kittens!
I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?
Got a Mean Girls themed party to go to? Thrown on some owl eyes and lingerie and you're set!
Perfect for all your I-just-stuck-a-thing-on-my-head needs.
Poor Walter, forever to suffer the indignity of no pants!
You're pretty amazing, but you don't have a niche. Become a super hero! Just, you know, one that is overall pretty awesome.