Poor Walter, forever to suffer the indignity of no pants!
I can't tell you how many outfits I've ruined by cooking without an apron. If only I had an apron that I looked forward to wearing. This may just fit the bill!
I want to make a Halloween costume for every item in my house. The wooden spoons will be superheroes, the blender will go as a toaster and the couch will be Jabba the Hutt.
Perfect for all your I-just-stuck-a-thing-on-my-head needs.