Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
That's not going to do anyone any favors as long as it's empty.
Now you can terrorize all the neighborhood kittens!
I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?
Perfect for all your I-just-stuck-a-thing-on-my-head needs.
Is it almost Christmas? Not really, but this little chica is always ready for the holidays!
You're pretty amazing, but you don't have a niche. Become a super hero! Just, you know, one that is overall pretty awesome.