What is simpler than the love of two cartoon mice? Sure they've had their ups and downs but come one, they're not as bad as Donald and Daisy. Those two are constantly at each other's throats. This cookie is a sweet, classic kiss.
Though Nilla wafers are almost a perfect food on their own, I suppose I'll overlook this abomination just this once because the meta nature of dipping present cookies into future cookies is just too good.