Aw buddy it's okay, no one seems to mind. Just pick up your leaf and move on with your day, no need to make a big deal about it.
St. Patrick's Day is coming up on Thursday! I love green, I love Ireland, I love foods that get all dressed up for the holidays! I'll be regaling you with all the best goodies coming through the tubes this week to help celebrate.
First, plaid! Better get out your tartans and get spiffy!