For the incredibly literal-minded.
I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.
Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?
Poor little mice look so lonely now that their friend is leaving. At least they have enough cheese to last them several months to keep them company. Do you think their friend is moving to Switzerland? That would really make the most sense, wouldn't it?