Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
This face could be my face because a savory, melty, cheesy snack puts one heck of a smile on my face. This looks like the perfect after school snack to eat when you get home from art club and you need something to nibble on while you watch "Animaniacs" and "Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers".
All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!