This time, instead of the caterpillar eating through all the foods, you'll be eating through all the caterpillar!

Don't look so surprised Mr. Snackerton. You must have known this was coming when you got to sit on such a nice cracker. Your fate was inevitable.

It's that time of year! What is your going to be dressed as? This lunch is going as friendly disembodied skulls at night. Not super scary but A for effort!

Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.

Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?

Don't be scared, he won't eat your cheese, though I bet he wouldn't say no to a nacho.

Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.