It is a nice day, isn't it? It's super nice when my lunch agrees with me that things are pretty okay. Hey cheese bear, can I borrow your hat? It's so sunny, I need a visor to keep from squinting.
Be patient, mousey, when you hear the "DING!" then it will be cheese time.
For the incredibly literal-minded.
Don't look so surprised Mr. Snackerton. You must have known this was coming when you got to sit on such a nice cracker. Your fate was inevitable.
Don't be scared, he won't eat your cheese, though I bet he wouldn't say no to a nacho.
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!