Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Pop anything on a stick and it makes your meal 100 percent cuter!
Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.