Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!
That is one tiny, balanced meal!
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!
I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.
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