I don't have time to look out the window while I'm eating my toast. If only the food would tell me what to dress for.
Just try to name a single breakfast food that can't be made in the shape of Hello Kitty's head. Bet you can't!
Why shouldn't your breakfast look like it came from a magical garden?
Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Pop anything on a stick and it makes your meal 100 percent cuter!
If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
Prank Artist of the Day: Convince Repeat DUI Offender He's Been Unconscious for 10 Years
Vote for the Top FAILs of 2013 Now!
Watch This 100-Year-Old Woman Tell You Like It Is
Mondays on Mercury
Stay Warm Watching These Classic Snow FAILs
25 People Who Should Try Harder This Christmas
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more