I don't have time to look out the window while I'm eating my toast. If only the food would tell me what to dress for.
Just try to name a single breakfast food that can't be made in the shape of Hello Kitty's head. Bet you can't!
Why shouldn't your breakfast look like it came from a magical garden?
Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Pop anything on a stick and it makes your meal 100 percent cuter!
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