All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.
Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!
Don't feel too bad for Mr. Bear Bun, I bet that egg wash was really good for his skin!
Dive, dive! There's an underwater Nutella vent on the sea floor we need to reach in order to refuel! Follow the chocolate fish, they'll guide us!
Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.
Modern chefs of the world, watch your back! This deconstructed savory Nyan Cat burger is going to take the culinary world by storm! Anyone can make a passable nyan Cat cake, but to make a whole meal out of the meme is genius!
Do they sing a sweet song in the oven as they bake?