Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding hair.
This has to be the om-nommiest bear ever! Come a little closer so I can eat you!
I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!