Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Rilakkuma has such a neutral expression on his face, I'm always wondering if he might be silently judging everything I do. Then you go and present me with a whole platter of silent judgy bear faces like this and I'm early put off my lunch.
I know this isn't edible, but it is some of the best looking teeny tiny bread and cheese I've ever seen. Where's my microscopic cheese knife? I need a bit of that brie on one of those perfect slices of bread to tide me over before dinner.
Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!
Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/