While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
It's the craze that keeps on giving!
I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
Do they sing a sweet song in the oven as they bake?
Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
I'm not one to combine pb and bananas with jelly (Now Nutella! That's another story!) but some friends go together like that, just a little on the edge.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.